One in the Hand, Two in the Bush…
As our current President is completing his last days in office, it occurred to me that he and I have many things in common.
He and I have been in our current positions for eight years.
We both started our journeys back in 2001.
He is a staunch Republican who still believes in the ideals of his party.
I’m a staunch Republican who is wondering where my party is going.
He is a husband whose wife is his biggest fan.
I believe that my Democratic “liberal” wife is my biggest fan.
He is a father of daughters who have dubious reputations. Though it would seem they’ve gotten their acts together now.
I am a father of daughters who have great reputations. There are days however that I find more hair in the sink and suspect them as the cause.
He is leading the fight on the war on terrorism.
I’m leading the fight on a terrorist dog in our neighborhood.
He is a baseball fan and was once a co-owner of the Texas Rangers.
I’m a baseball fan an owner of an Anaheim Angels jersey.
He is the owner of two dogs and a cat.
I’m the owner of two cats and a dog.
He is presiding over the largest economic deficit in history.
Have you seen my latest credit card statement?
His father once threw up on the Prime Minister of Japan.
I once threw up on my high school girlfriend.
His wife was once a school teacher and librarian.
My wife is a school teacher and loves the library.
He will be leaving his job next Tuesday and handing the reins to another.
I will be leaving my job in June and handing it off to no one.
Thanks for the memories, George…
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