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Things I Don’t Understand…
Posted under How I See It by Mike
This is part of my series of what I’ve learned in my nearly 50 years of walking this planet. Here are a few things I don’t understand:
Why can’t I be more tolerant around those I know and don’t know? I try hard, but I often fail.
Were there really this many sex perverts prior to the to the Internet?
Why don’t many people understand that they control their own destiny?
Why do dogs stretch so often? They must understand something I do not.
Why does anyone really care who the latest celebrity is supporting for the Presidential nominee? Shouldn’t we be asking really smart people who they are supporting and why? Lets ask the Nobel Prize winners their opinions… at least they’d be somewhat credible.
Why does chocolate chip cookie dough taste considerably better cold and uncooked, for that matter day-old re-heated pizza tastes great too?
Why do I still have zits? What the hell is that about? I had a whitehead on my nose this morning that was the size of Texas. I am way too old for this, give me a break.
Why don’t people read more?
What the hell is all this nose and ear hair about?
1 people are stupid
2 yes, they just didn’t have anyplace to ‘expose’ themselves
3 see #1
4 don’t you feel better after stretching?
5 see #1 paraphrasing Alice Cooper, “Why should anyone care what I think?”
6 it doesn’t and the crust is crispier
7 when you figure it out, let me know. I’ve got a huge one on my hairline.
8 they should, it would make them less stupid.
9 don’t forget the wild eyebrows!
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I get mad about the zits too. I thought it would stop some day. Apparently not. Dogs stretching? That cracked me up.
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And why, after all these Oprah/Dr. Phil and Dateline shows, do girls still fall for the perv crap? College Daughter came home yesterday for her break with some wild ass story about a girl on her floor (age 21) who was planning to meet up with some guy she met on the internet. My daughter and another eventually talked the girl out of it. DUH!
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Cats stretch a lot, too. But so do I, for that matter.
People only partially control their own destiny. It’s dangerous to think you have complete control.
In mu opinion – cold cookie dough, much better. Re-heated pizza, only okay.
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