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I Hate My Job…
Posted under How I See It, Work by Mike 
Obviously being unemployed, this doesn’t refer to me. However, I have been in this situation myself (hating my job) and when I saw this I just needed to pass it on. Enjoy….
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job Day’ Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,‘ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
…Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart… Then maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson
That is truly hard to believe……….GAH!
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Ahem. I don’t believe they actually stick them in their behinds. I think they are just tested in some machine for accuracy.
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Whoa.
I will definitely keep that image in my head for later use. Like when my daughter is having a massive tantrum.
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I tweeted about this and just shared it with my wife, she was laughing pretty hard.
Have a great holiday man.
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Hysterical. Thanks for Making me smile. Merry Christmas!
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Thanks for the laugh!
Hoping you and yours have a very Merry Christmas!
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Love it! I’ve been out of pocket lately…I’m slowly catching up on your posts. I hope that your family had a very Merry Christmas!
That is too funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Being a J&J employee… Thanks for the advertising! Secondly, Its not done quite like that BUT they ARE tested and sanitized.
Enjoy the Holidays My friend!
Eww! Ewwww! EEWWWWW!
Thanks for the advertising! Secondly, Its not done quite like that BUT they ARE tested and sanitized.
OMG, Mike! I laughed SO hard at this. Did you come up with it? If so, being unemployed suits you! haha (Loved Oscar’s comment, too.) I am so linking to this post tomorrow.
This is hilarious. Who knew?
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I love the way you think! Too funny!!
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too funny! stopped over from Mrs4444s and I’ll be back!
Usually I don’t make comments cuz it takes away my time since you have an informative write-up my buddy, I’m forced now to jot down my thoughts here. So, Keep up churning out useful article like this. Cheers!
Funny
:D:D
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